“Then, they superglued the stomatopods to a strip of Plexiglass and dropped stainless steel balls on them.”

(Source: sadperk)

“Let the uglies have the other uglies. Take them off our hands.”

Nicole (via comet-)

It’s really cool that Baylor not only lets Judge Joy Reynolds out of her cage but also taught her how to type on a computer

(Source: halest0rm)

The probability of me ever recovering from my probability test:  0%

Keep Germs At Bay

fakescience:

Keep Germs At Bay

Make sure to use a couple of pots after visiting our friends at Snooki In Wonderland.

God dammit

What the fuck is going on